.something insanely clever.

1d-sexualfrustrations:

sometimes i forget that the members of one direction have enough money to buy islands then i see pictures like this

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and im like 

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propertyofseverustsnape:

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!

It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.

propertyofseverustsnape:

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

Friendly reminder that this deleted scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2 exists. When Voldemort asks him to choose sides, he goes to the Death Eaters because the Dark Lord has already won and his duties lie as always, with his family. And yet as soon as Harry reveals he’s still alive, Draco knows there’s still a chance that Voldemort will be defeated and he takes it. And throws Harry his wand! The Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices finally makes the right choice!

It always annoys me when they left out IMPORTANT scenes like this.

diyoki:

☾Moon Prism Power ☆

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible)

carryonmy-assbutt:

clairvoyantsam:

exploit-my-savagery:

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener



I knew I’d see this with the Supernatural title eventually, I wasn’t expecting it to be a day later.



IT GOT BETTER

carryonmy-assbutt:

clairvoyantsam:

exploit-my-savagery:

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener

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I knew I’d see this with the Supernatural title eventually, I wasn’t expecting it to be a day later.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: distancefromhappiness)

560,699 plays

the-moons-daughter:

peniseslovemisha:

elevenharkness-vas-computerchair:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

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GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

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I LoST iT at “WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE”

It is so much more funny because it kinda sounds like Gandalf’s voice

(( I FREAKING LOVE THIS OKAY ))

(Source: tyleroakley)

#4yearsofonedirection

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

b3k4hhh:

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

BAM. Not a muggle.

I knew my letter got lost!!


18/7

18/7

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